“Watering” the Field

Oh hey. This is Landon. He’s 3. He felt it would be appropriate to waltz in front of all the parents and fans, pull down his pants, whip out his boy parts and pee onto the field during his brothers’ baseball game today. When I ran to stop him, pick him up and run, he kept the stream going and I had no choice but to face him out and keep running, urine-watering the whole yard along the way.

{{enter hysterical laughter from everyone in sight}}

Mortified.

Don’t be like Landon. But maybe have a little bit of his unwavering confidence 😂✨

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