Calling all moms:

Ok let’s have a moment of real talk. Showers are everything. They are basically a mini spa escape and only legitimate, albeit sad, excuse for “me-time.” Assuming of course you aren’t interrupted by a demanding toddler needing his sippy cup refilled. Or a second grader who chooses to use the toilet directly in front of your shower while you’re in it instead of one of the other 2 toilets in the house 😑

If you’re anything like me, you take longer-than-necessary showers for no other reason than the ability to breathe without people crawling all over you. And don’t act like you don’t sit there and read the back of your shampoo bottle. You do. We all do. Even if you’ve read it 1,000 times before, you know you’re trying to translate the other languages even though you have no idea how.

For me, conditioner is life. I have super coarse hair and I’ve tried them all. So of course, conditioner is my reading material of choice. At the salon the last time I was there, I decided to try a new deep conditioner. It works well, I like it. But that’s not the point. Girl shut the front door if I didn’t find my conditioner spirit animal whilst I was carousing the back of this bottle tonight.

You guys… read this! “or longer if you fancy.” If you fancy?! 😂😂 I can’t. I mean… I don’t even care much about the conditioner itself but this brand just made me a believer for life for no other reason than adding entertainment to the reading they know all moms are doing in the shower.

Morale of the story: keep reading random crap. Sometimes funny snippets are hidden.

Side note: I love my salon and adore the girl who does my hair. So if you live nearby, Ashley at Elle Salon in Elgin, IL is bomb. And also sells funny conditioner 👏🏼👏🏼