My 4yo (aka the tiny terrorist) after appearing in our room for the 187th time tonight and screaming bloody murder at 10:15pm for no reason ⬇️

4yo: “but I love your bed. your bed is the best”

Husband: “it is the best. thanks for the compliment. go to bed”

Me: “our bed is for grown ups only”

4yo: “but….. daddy sleeps in here?????!!”

Touché small person. Touché.