Me while trying to wrangle 3 soaking wet little boys running around the bathroom after their bath…..

“Get your foot out of the toilet!”

“DON’T PEE ON PEOPLE!”

{{dog dunks her head completely under water, takes it out, shakes it everywhere… uncontrollable laughter and running from dripping boys… bathroom reeks of cologne…}}

“WE DON’T PUT COLOGNE ON OUR ARMITS!!!”

Braxton (7) looks at me calm as can be with the cologne bottle still in his armpit and says:

“Geesh chill out mom you look like a crazy woman. This is not a good look on you.” 👀