This is not a joke…
Before bed tonight my twins (7) were peeing into the toilet at the same time, turned toward each other and started using their pee streams as weapons in water gun fashion, shooting them at each other and thus, all over the bathroom.
When I was finished scolding them and putting them to bed, Braxton got very quiet then used his stuffed sloth’s fingers to flip me off… without making eye contact.
I had to leave the room so he wouldn’t hear me laughing. Momming boys 101.